So I'm sat at my desk on
Witty, and I hear someone come down the stairs, and I see in the
corner of my eye a shadow, like a person by the door. I turn, and
they're gone. I look around downstairs.
THERE'S NOBODY IN THE HOUSE APART FROM ME.
OMGOMGOMGOMGOD.
1. Maybe it was a fellow wittian gathering Nutella for hibernation
2. Sorry- you're gonna die