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would you rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby???? whats

would you rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby????
whats a matter baby?
nothing sweetie what's a matter with you??
I liTERALLY DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.

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posted September 14, 2013 at 3:06pm UTC tagged with tumblr, eat, baby, ididntnotseethatcoming, funny

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In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like "this book is red" and we were all like "no" and he said "yes it is" and we were all just like "that's not right" and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said "Don't tell somebody they're wrong until you've seen thing from their point of view" that speaks to me.
Does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don't want

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