There was this one
time when I accidentally typed in
"witty.com" instead of "wittyprofiles.com"
and it took me to some random webpage and I was in sheer panic
for like two minutes thinking that witty was gone and there was
no more witty and my life was ruined forever and everything I had
ever dreamed of was down the drain it was gone everything was
gone my hopes dreams everything like do you even
realize