10 things you MUST do in an elevator! 1) Stand silent and motionless

10 things you MUST do in an elevator! 1) Stand silent and motionless in the corner without getting off 2) Greet everyone with a handshake and ask her/him to call you Admiral 3) MEOW occasionally 4) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror "you're one of them!" And back away slowly 5) Say DING at each floor 6) Make explosion noises when someone presses the buttons 7) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk then announce to the person "this is my personal space" 8) When there's only one person in the elevator tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you 9) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up then scream "that's mine!" 10) Call out "group hug!" Then enforce it.