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Cross out the things you've done Graduated high school.

Cross out the things you've done
  Graduated high school. 
Smoked a cigarette
Got so drunk you passed out. 
Rode every ride at an amusement park
Collected something really stupid.
  Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night

 Gone long periods of time without sleep.
Lied to someone.

Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed. (if parents see this i didn't!)

Dealt drugs.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).  Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.(on accident)
Ran a marathon
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day.
Flown on a plane.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Gone skiing.
Been sailing.
Cut yourself on accident.
...On purpose.
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.

Shoplifted something. 
Been to jail.
Dangerously close to being in jail.
Skipped school
Had detention.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.

Stolen books from the library.
Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school. 
Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Had an online diary.

Fired a gun.
Had a yard sale.
Had a lemonade stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade stand. 
Been in a school play.

Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to sea world.
Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.

Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you can't have.  
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had surgery.
Had stitches.

Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument.
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Overdosed.

Had a drug or alcohol problem.
Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse.
Gone surfing in California.
Had a hamster
 Pet a wild animal.
Used a credit card. 
Did “spirit day” at school. 
Dyed your hair.
Got a temperary tattoo.
Had something pierced.

Got straight A’s.
Been on the Honor Roll.
Known someone with HIV or AIDS
Drank alcohol
Cried when someone died
Felt someone up/ got felt up
Been cheated on by a bf/gf
Kissed somebody
Went farther than kissing somebody
Been in love
Been heartbroken
Missed your ex bf/gf


I feel kinda like a bad kid now...

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Heartless17* 1 decade ago
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lol i've had a yard sale and burned myself xD
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posted September 18, 2013 at 12:25am UTC tagged with funny, lol, true, ifeellikeabadkid, surveys

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