10 things that lasted longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage: 1.
Her s/x tape 2. The NBA lockdown 3. Planning her wedding 4. The
pause that Dora the Explorer does when she asks us a question 5.
Justin Bieber's chest hair 6. Licks to get to the center of a
tootsie pop 7. The 2011 east coast earthquake 8. An Iphone
battery 9. Michael Jordan's baseball career 10. Minute rice