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ABRACADABRA! Nope. You're still a b/tch.

ABRACADABRA!
Nope. You're still a b/tch.

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posted September 22, 2013 at 5:14pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, nmq, whatever, imgettingashirtlikethis, longhashtag

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