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When people in horror movies are hiding and they're like,

When people in horror movies are hiding and they're like, 'hello?'
WHAT IS THIS UNFAMILIAR WORLD WHERE YOU CAN ASK IF THE MURDERER'S THERE SO THEY CAN MAKE YOU A SANDWHICH OR SOMETHING

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Infinity on high*

posted September 28, 2013 at 6:26am UTC tagged with funny, lol, horror, seriouslythough, murderersbeeatingmysandwhiches

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She pushes them away In dangerous hopes they'll stay 'I don't need you,' her whispers lie but she does and then goes back to her misery, because they've left.
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