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So, the cops were just at my house, asking about gunshots, and

So, the cops were just at my house,
asking about gunshots, and it's like
we're in the middle of f.ucking nowhere,
Pennsylvania, there's people shooting
every single day (deer), so something bad 
must have happened to be graced with
a visit from three cops (townies don't really 
come to the boonies much. even cops.)
especially at like f.ucking midnight, bro.
So now my family is playing "which of 
our neigbors most likely killed someone?"

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