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Apparently boys will be boys always but girls it’s all

Apparently boys will be boys always but girls it’s all your fault always

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But "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"

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happiest*

posted October 2, 2013 at 2:40pm UTC tagged with vent, life, boys, true, girls, sad, fault, aparently, away messages

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