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Little Tip If You're Going To Date Me: -I am an instant jealous

Little Tip If You're Going To Date Me:

-I am an instant jealous type. Very jealous.
-I will cry. Fairy quickly too.
-I will say I'm ugly so don't get offended if I don't believe you the first time.
-Why am I typing this nobody will date me. Jk.

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♥︎Lady Ave♥︎

posted October 3, 2013 at 1:03am UTC tagged with lol, weird, random, imstupid, dontask, takensodontask, cute

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My Conversation with my friend yesterday: Me: The girls on my cheer team think I have an accent. Friend: You don't. Me: I know. But you are used to my voice. Friend: True true. Me: What colour of shirt are you wearing? Friend: Pink and white, why? Me: You rode a unicorn with Jaden Smith cause Obama made you and you have no life. Friend: I may have no life but I would ride a unicorn with Jaden Smith ANY day. Me: That's why I wanted the colour of your shirt. Friend: Stop spelling color wrong. You aren't from the England! Me: Well saying 'colors' is odd for me. I also say 'mom' as mum. Friend: You have betrayed this country. How do you spell airplanes? Me: Well I don't like it here, okay? And um airplanes? Friend: Ha if you wanted to be from England, they spell it aeroplanes. Me: Df you talking about I spelt it aeroplanes pfft. Friend: *facepalm*
My home used to be my safe place. Now I don't have a safe place.

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