Funny Quote #6898655
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What's the cheapest kind of meat? Deer balls. They're


What's the cheapest kind of meat?

Deer balls.  They're under a buck.

 

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wall-e* 9 years ago
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gross!;P
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Bravo 9 years ago
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sTEVE
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Morgan* 1 decade ago
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At first I thought well this is pretty funny... And then it hit me... Can't you tell that I feel smart now? I can just imagine my dad or siblings say " the Frisbee getting any bigger?" because dad saw that thing that says I always wonder why the Frisbee gets bigger and bigger... And then it hits me. That's been our inside joke for a while and I can just imagine them saying that... XDDDDD
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MyMindBook 1 decade ago
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Oh my gawsh. Hahah this is too great.
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lovejellybean 1 decade ago
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I'm an idiot... I read this four times before I got it.
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Steve 1 decade ago
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See the tag contest_lame_pun? I'm trying out a new thing: Quote Contests. Submit an entry to the lame pun contest by tagging your quote with contest_lame_pun. Everyone can vote on submissions by faving the best quotes in the contest here: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/quotes/contest_lame_pun
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PrimarilyParamore* 1 decade ago
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Omgsh I'm the queen at punny jokes!! ;D
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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LMFAO, Steve, this just made my day **laughing emoji**
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of_mice_and_lucifer* 1 decade ago
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oh my god wait i just finally understood it
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ghost town girl* 1 decade ago
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im going hunting this month and i will remember this lmao
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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Why the f/ck would you want to kill an animal for personal gain?
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ghost town girl* 1 decade ago
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Ill have you know deer is delicious
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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Sick.
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Just an average kid* 1 decade ago
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please leave Kaklaw alone, you don't need to hunt if you don't want to but that is their decision: you don't have to make a huge deal about it. *crowd gasps in background* I'd appreciate you not hating me, but I really don't care.
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dolph* 9 years ago
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So 2 comments to you classify as 'a huge deal'? I have every right to express my opinion, as do you both. So I will.
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Just an average kid* 9 years ago
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No, but your reaction to her opinion made it a huge deal
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dolph* 9 years ago
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I don't know what you class as a big feal but I think hunting is disgusting, I am allowed to express my opinion and I will.
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Just an average kid* 9 years ago
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I'm not saying you can't, but calling another person sick isn't the best way to express that. I don't really give a fudge though, so just... drop it, I don't know. Or if you don't feel like 'losing' I can drop it. Either way, I'm kind of done with this conversation
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dolph* 9 years ago
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This confrontation is pointless as it started with you 'sticking up' for the girl when I never offended her? I think killing an animal for food or for a trophy is disgusting, how can you think that it's alright? And don't reply with 'people have different opinions' because hunting IS disgusting.
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Just an average kid* 9 years ago
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What the heck you literally JUST said people can have their own opinions. Check yourself before you speak. Don't believe me? Check back about 4 or 5 comments back.
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ArayaBoo1 1 decade ago
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You made my day Steve! xD
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Steve 1 decade ago
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Steve 1 decade ago
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I updated the tag. So I deleted this comment with a bad link in it.
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sapphireflames* 1 decade ago
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That's such a cool idea!! :O
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posted October 3, 2013 at 9:09pm UTC tagged with funny, joke, contest_lame_pun