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During lunch Friend: So, I heard you like bad girls. Me: Sure....

*During lunch*
Friend: So, I heard you like bad girls.
Me: Sure....
Friend: Well, I don't want to be too much of a rebel, but...
Friend: *whispers* I go on Disney.com without my parents permission.

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уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ* 1 decade ago

oooohhhhh, we got a over here XD

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megaserperior

posted October 3, 2013 at 10:09pm UTC tagged with funny, joke, friends, thisactuallyhappened, imstillagirl

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