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A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder

A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up...

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posted October 5, 2013 at 11:03am UTC tagged with true, lies, dont, lifesucks, rawr, nolie, heads, bald, oryoullgobald, away messages

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