Lol Quote #6900108
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If i was a criminal i would do all my crimes on a scooter so

If i was a criminal
i would do all my crimes on a scooter so the police would 

only see one footprint every few meters and they'd look for a one-legged man 
with powerful jumping muscles instead of me.

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Steve* 7 years ago
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vv the link omg,why is it not a link e_o
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Steve* 7 years ago
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http://cdn.trendhunterstatic.com/thumbs/maskull-lasserre1.jpeg
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dreamer* 7 years ago
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lol haha cx
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Steve* 7 years ago
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If a foot can leave a mark,then so can a wheel u_u
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freak* 8 years ago
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wheel marks? Sorry :P but that's a beautiful idea anyways :)
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