Once
in high school my friend kicked her leg up and her shoe flew off
and smashed into the ceiling
with this huge BANG and the teacher whirled around and
yelled “WHO
DID THAT?” and my friend
just stared at her as the ceiling tile fell
and shattered on the floor
between them and the shoe thumped down on top of it and my friend
just went “that’s
not my shoe” while standing there with one shoe
on