i'm hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress

i'm hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom
and no one thought to tell me so i was just doing my naked thing after my shower
and then i was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet
and i don't know how long i have to be here i don't have snacks or anything

 

update: i found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% i feel like bear grylls

don't you have clothes in your closet




*got this from tumblr*