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What if every face claim on Tumblr was actually a mun in that

What if every face claim on Tumblr was actually a mun in that RPG? What if the actors in movies read the fanfictions written about them? What if celebrities stalked themselves?

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kraioloa

posted October 9, 2013 at 12:41am UTC tagged with life, funny

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