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Me: I'm so fat Me: I need to diet Me: I should start running

Me: I'm so fat
Me: I need to diet
Me: I should start running
Me: Omg I need to lose weight
Me: Ugh I am so gross
Me: I should eat healthier
*parents come home from supermarket*

Me: Yolo

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[deleted] 1 decade ago

You only die once too (;

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posted October 9, 2013 at 6:29am UTC tagged with joke, true, haha, heh, funny

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