So last week was spirit week,
and on Career Day, this one kid came into
class with a big duffel bag.
When the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up, he
flatly said, "I am gonna become a pot
dealer."
After a five second pause, the kid calmly opened his duffle bag
and
pulled out a cooking pot and asked, "Pot,
anyone?"
true story motherf/ckers