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Me: i won't snack today, only 3 meals ok here we go Me: lol

Me: i won't snack today, only 3 meals ok here we go

Me: lol tomorrow i'll do it ok

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posted October 13, 2013 at 2:50pm UTC tagged with funny, true, myquote, haha, always

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