Me: Ahhh, I need to go get hair-dye.
Friend: For your pirate inspired hair?
Me: Yes, I f.ucking love pirates.
Friend: I don't see why you get so
obsessed with the lamest things.
Me: Psh, what are you talking about?
Friend: Jurassic Park, pirates, octopi,
and so many more things. It's annoying.
Coming from someone that is obsessed
with mustaches because it is a fad. Like,
excuse me, but Jurassic Park (um, f.ucking
dinosaurs, man), pirates, and octopi, are
rad as s.hit, and at least I'm obsessed with
them because I actually like them vs. liking
them because it is cool to do so.