Funny Quote #6906245
all quotes · funny · lol · haha · run · scissors ·

I never run with scissors. Those last two words were unnecessary.

I never run with scissors. Those last two words were unnecessary.

Be the first to comment on this quote.

12 Wittians like this

<
Next >

Halo Angel1*

follow

posted October 16, 2013 at 3:02pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, haha, run, scissors, imserious

more quotes by Halo Angel1*

related quotes

Is it just me, or did we used to have normal-scented shampoos before? Everything was just strawberry, cinnamon, and citrus. Nice, normal things. Now I pick up a bottle of shampoo and it's all like: "DEW GATHERED BY MONKS FROM THE HIMALAYA MOUNTAINS MIXED WITH A ROOT OF AN ASNCLSCHBK PLANT THAT GROWS ONLY IN AN OBSCURE VILLIAGE IN AMAZONIA, WITH A DASH OF MAGICAL BERRIES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE YOU HAIR SOME VOLUME." AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IT STILL SMELLS LIKE CITRUS TO ME.
i just want to go to a coffee shop on a rainy day and order something nice and warm and have an attractive stranger around my age say “I’ll have one of those too, please” and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop but instead whenever I go to a coffee shop , I find teenagers taking pictures of their orders with their iPhones and middle aged women wearing yoga pants..
do you ever make a huge scene and then march off to your bedroom but eventually you get hungry and you feel like you can’t leave your room because you want to prove a point or something f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
a lot of my life has been realizing that i would cross oceans for people who wouldn't jump puddles for me