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I opened a textbook for the first time and on the inside cover

I opened a textbook for the first time and on the inside cover where your name goes these were the first three: Mr. R/ape,
Juan P/enis C/ock and Dr. Feelgood

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posted October 17, 2013 at 12:16am UTC tagged with funny, quote

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Guys wit dis new witty I hav 2 write like im txtin cuz its gotta hav a certain # of characters, I dnt like it
I can't figure out how to delete quotes on this new witty so I have one quote that has one green dot and one grey dot in the middle of it

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