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How Do you feel when there is no coffee? Depresso.

How Do you feel when there is no coffee?
Depresso.

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CrazyChrista

posted October 17, 2013 at 1:48pm UTC tagged with coffee, idk, loldepressooooooooooooooooooooooooo, funny

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