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Me: on facebook Me: scrolling Facebook: Recommended for you:

Me: *on facebook*
Me: *scrolling*
Facebook: Recommended for you: Blood On The Dancefloor
Parents: So the laptop just suddenly went on fire?
Me: yup

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Everybodydotheflop

posted October 20, 2013 at 5:55am UTC tagged with funny, facebook, botdf, recommendedforyou

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Me: *first time listening to Panic! At The Disco's new stuff* ugh I really don't like this I prefer their old music Me: *second time listening to their new stuff* meh I suppose this isn't too bad Me now: CRAWLING OUT THE BACK DOOR DIDN'T LEAVE A MARK NO ONE KNOWS ITS YOU MISS JACKSON FOUND ANOTHER VICTIM BUT NO ONE'S GONNA FIND MISS JACKSON
Me: *doing french homework in free class* Bestfriend: *doesn't do french* Bestfriend: *grabs french dictionary* Bestfriend: What's french for 'you're a d/ck'

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