Funnyish Quote #6910050
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Don't let your mind wander. It's too little to be left alone.

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TheFifthMarauder

posted October 23, 2013 at 1:45am UTC tagged with funnyish, mindless, funny

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What can we gain by sailing to the moon if we are not able to cross the abyss between us and ourselves? This is the most important of all voyages of discovery, and without it, all the rest are not only useless, but disasterous. -- Thomas Merton
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