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So umm Im like really clever. I decided to make some coconut

So umm Im like really clever. I decided to make some coconut cream pudding and put it in a butter bowl. People think Im walking around eating butter! Im so smart!

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astalker 1 decade ago

i did this with vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise container at school! it was hilarious!

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Adriana Smith * 1 decade ago

Thats brilliant! How many people were grossed out?

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astalker 1 decade ago

most. some people knew it was too yellow to be mayo. one preppy girl was so scared for me though, she looked like she was about to cry. she would say"your going to get a heart attack! stop! your going to die!" i had to reveal the trick because i didnt want her to start crying haha

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posted October 23, 2013 at 11:21am UTC tagged with school, funny, food, pudding

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