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Mom: Leaving me home alone Do you know how to call 911? Me:

Mom: *Leaving me home alone* Do you know how to call 911?
Me: You pick up the phone, dial 022, and hit the call button.
Mom: ......
Me: ...Of course I do! Just go

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megaserperior

posted October 27, 2013 at 1:53pm UTC tagged with funny, truestory, happenetheothernight

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Mom: *Leaving me home alone* Do you know how to call 911? Me: