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Boy in my class: Hey, nice name. Me: Thanks, I got it for my

Boy in my class: Hey, nice name.

Me: Thanks, I got it for my birthday.

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posted October 27, 2013 at 6:50pm UTC tagged with birthday, tumblr, hahahaha, funny

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