Joke Quote #6912950
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Me: You like Imagine Dragons? Brother: Yeah. But not everyone

Me: You like Imagine Dragons?
Brother: Yeah. But not everyone can imagine dragons.
Me:
Mum:
Batman:

Rick Riordan:
David Cameron:
The Queen:
The world:
Me: No, stop. Your a shame to human kind.
Me: This is why the world should've ended in 2012.
Me: So it could've prevented that joke from ever being put into existance.
Me: Leave. You aren't worthy to breath the same air I do.
*The people of the world boo as he walks away*

6 Comments

peek-a-boo* 8 years ago
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do you like i imagine dragons
sorry we havent seen each other lately and i don't know if you added anything to the things you like and dislike
im a weirdo
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*VA VA VOOM* 8 years ago
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I'm not really a fan of them. I like a few songs of them but not many. I freaked out because he made that joke. The joke wasn't even funny yet he was grinning like a cheshire cat. I'm like really funny (don't even bother denying it, you know it's the truth) and he was proud of that joke. It's shameful to call that a joke. Yesterday he said to me 'You know not many people can Pierce The Veil' and I freaked the f/ck out. He said that joke about my favourite band. I felt like killing him.
DIE BROTHER DIE

BTW I'll post the answer of what music bands at your profile comments.
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peek-a-boo* 8 years ago
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ok..... that was weird so wuu2
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[deleted] 8 years ago
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lol wow
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*VA VA VOOM* 8 years ago
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Was I overreacting?






Nope. What I said was an understatement. After making that joke, HE DOESN'T DESERVE TO LIVE.
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[deleted] 8 years ago
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no compromise when it comes to imagine dragons 8D
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