Rollingstones Quote #6913148
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How to find a whöre Me: Hey is that a Rolling Stones crop






          How to find a whöre
          Me: Hey is that a Rolling Stones crop top?
          Potential whöre: Yeah.
          Me: You like that band?
          Potential whöre: Yeah they're like the best.
          Me: Mhm.  I bet they are.
          Potential whöre: Ya.
          Me: Name ten songs.
          Potential whöre: What?
          Me: Rolling Stones.  Ten songs.  Now.
          Potential whöre: ...
          CONGRATULATIONS.  YOU'VE SPOTTED A WHÖRE.





11 Comments

gray22 1 decade ago
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pretty sure that's not what a wh0re is tbh...
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likemillionares 1 decade ago
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Right?! And I also don't think it's fair to pick on someone because they like a shirt. The logo is cool. No big effing deal, and no reason to be a jerk to someone because they wore it and were too embarrassed to say that they didn't really listen to the band. Sorry for the rant lol.
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gray22 1 decade ago
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nahh i completely get it! i sometimes give people a bit of poop for wearing band t-shirts of bands they've never heard of but i mean it as a joke and then i carry on with my day without insulting them, but yeah what they do doesn't bother me ahahah awesome dp btw :D
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ChrisMat 1 decade ago
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I once saw this girl wearing a 'ROCK' bracelet I pretended I couldn't see what was written on it so I asked her, and she said rock then I asked her if she listens to rock and she said yes. I asked her what's her favourite band and she said Metallica. I bet she only knew 3 songs of theirs and I really just wanted to ask her what's her favourite album of theirs but I just couldn't do this to her xD
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Primadonna* 1 decade ago
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The only wrong thing she did there was lie about her music interests. I've never liked the Rolling Stones, I'm more of a Beatles person.
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SelinTheBean* 1 decade ago
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Hey man I get how frustrating this is because I know a lot of people like this but it's better to keep these comments to yourself and just let them be cause sometimes it's super mean to call them out like that but I feel u
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FreakingPip* 1 decade ago
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Moral of the Story: Don't be fake about musical interests.





When people lie about being obsessed with a band, it's the most annoying thing!!!! (:
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CharliesTheName 1 decade ago
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YES OH MY GOD THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE AT MY SCHOOL WHO DO IT AND I WANT TO SHOOT THEM IN THE SKULL AND IT'S EVEN WORSE WHEN THEY SAY "oh i didn't know it was a band"
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FreakingPip* 1 decade ago
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I KNOW, AND THEN I'M LIKE, "WHY THE HELL DID YOU SAY YOU WERE OBSESSED WITH THEM, THEN?!"



so frustrating...
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angelle* 1 decade ago
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omg yes that makes me want to bang their head into a wall.

a wall made out of chainsaws.
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FreakingPip* 1 decade ago
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hahahaha yes (:
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