How to find a
whöre
Me: Hey is
that a Rolling Stones crop top?
Potential
whöre: Yeah.
Me: You like that
band?
Potential
whöre: Yeah they're like
the best.
Me: Mhm.
I bet they are.
Potential
whöre: Ya.
Me: Name
ten songs.
Potential
whöre: What?
Me:
Rolling Stones. Ten songs. Now.
Potential
whöre: ...
CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU'VE SPOTTED A
WHÖRE.
When people lie about being obsessed with a band, it's the most annoying thing!!!! (:
so frustrating...
a wall made out of chainsaws.