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Oprah is having a yard sale tomorrow someone call Josh Peck

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted 1 decade ago

Josh: This is my worst birthday ever!
Drake: Is it because you ran over Oprah?
Josh: No, because it's a little humid--YES, IT'S BECAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH!

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posted November 1, 2013 at 7:11pm UTC tagged with lol, true, joshpeck, omgiranoveroprah, funny

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