Apples are so useful??
Look
what you can do with an apple:
-shoot people you dislike with the juice just by biting into it and blinding them
-eat it when you're hungry ((very satisfying for your tummy))
-if you want to play soccer but you don't have a soccer ball you can just place the apple on the ground and kick it from there
-can shed the apple's skin and make adorable outfits
-can poison the apple and feed it to people who think they are a damn princess and are better than you
-can chuck them at people for fun
-idk
-apple devices are fun to use for apps and internet
-OH MY GOD WHAT IF THEY CALL THEM 'APPS' BECAUSE IT'S A SHORTENED VERSION OF 'APPLES'
-shoot people you dislike with the juice just by biting into it and blinding them
-eat it when you're hungry ((very satisfying for your tummy))
-if you want to play soccer but you don't have a soccer ball you can just place the apple on the ground and kick it from there
-can shed the apple's skin and make adorable outfits
-can poison the apple and feed it to people who think they are a damn princess and are better than you
-can chuck them at people for fun
-idk
-apple devices are fun to use for apps and internet
-OH MY GOD WHAT IF THEY CALL THEM 'APPS' BECAUSE IT'S A SHORTENED VERSION OF 'APPLES'
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[deleted]
1 decade ago
OMFG THAT LAST ONE! AHHHHHHHHH, YOURE SO FUCKNG SMMART
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basicbitch
1 decade ago
If only it was actually short for apples :(
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maybenow
1 decade ago
Ryuk approves.
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[deleted]
1 decade ago
OMG I THOUGHT NO ONE WATCHED DEATH NOTE ON WITTY I LOVE THIS OK
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kowhyda*
1 decade ago
This. This I love.
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astalker
1 decade ago
haha its short for applications. but apples work too?
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kristabff
1 decade ago
haha i dont worry i know, but like wouldn't it be awesome if it was short for apples omfg c;
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astalker
1 decade ago
it would haha
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lithium*
1 decade ago
ur such a dork ily
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SimpleGirl
1 decade ago
LOGGED BACK IN TO FAV THIS OH MY GOD.
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