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posted November 3, 2013 at 4:11pm UTC tagged with
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Long, but I think it's worth reading because
of the all kinds of awesome:
On facebook, there's this girl my
sister went to school with.
She's generally an annoying b.tch
that doesn't give a f.ck about anyone else.
Well, today she posted pictures of her
totaled car, knocked down poles that
she drove into, and a bunch of street
signs she flattened.
Want to know what the caption said?
"lol this is what happens when you
try to light a cigarette while driving."
un-f.cking-believable right?
Most of the comments were like
100 of her friends being like
"omg! r u ok???!!!???"
but there was this one kid that
actually had b.alls to say
"That's f.cking smart. It's people like you
that put other people's lives in danger because
you're worried about a f.cking cigarette.
I'm glad you hit a pole and signs instead
of a car full of innocent children."
She commented back saying something like
"thanks so much, that totally made my day better :\"
And that same kid, which I now respect so much, replied
"Yeah I'm real worried about making your day better...
just as worried as you were about lighting a cigarette."
I swear I like love that kid now.
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My Earth Science Teacher: *has a handful of rocks* this class, is a handful of rocks
*rolls them across his desk*
Teacher: Those were the rolling stones
-_- this actually happened
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Seriously? Cyberbullying? That makes you no better than anyone else, I don't understand why some people think it's "cool." No. It's not you can severly hurt someone by the words you say. Please people use the brains you were given and think about what you're saying before you actually say it. Because people will never forget what someone says to them.
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So, in school a Teaching Assistant asked me and my friends to collect the basketballs which boys in my class were playing with. So we did but not many of them were listening. So this is what I did:
Me:*Goes towards the boys*Can you pass your b.all please?
Me:Pass your b.all.
Me: B.all please...
Me:*A moment passes, facepalm, starts laughing* WTF Uhhh!!!
Friends:What is she laughing 'bout?
Me:*Burst out laughing*Ewwwww!!!
Friends:*Thinks, laughing*UHHHH!!!
Me:*Ludicrously laughing*
Me:EWWW!!!!!
Me:*Runs away moaning*
Friend(xXChocolateXx):*Laughing*Why do you want the boys' b.alls?
Me:*laughing*No, I didn't mean it that way, I meant basketball...
And that, wittians, is how my friends thought I wanted to have it with the boys in my class(feels wrong writing that).
*Shivers*
BTW I am way to young for that...
FYI I don't wanna do that!
*Screaming in disgust*
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