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A true fact about spiders is they can't run for extended

A true fact about spiders is they can't 
run for extended periods of time
because they have asthma. All 
spiders are nerds. Even tarantulas.
Have you ever seen a spider dating a
hot babe? I doubt it. Spider flashing 
his cash in the club? Nope. Spider
pulling up beside you at the lights in
a lamborghini? Never happened.
They've got so many eyes because 
they love reading. Nerds. All of them

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posted November 5, 2013 at 6:14pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, tumblr, haha, spiders, nerds, ifyougetoffendedimsodonewithyou, alrightyall, peaceandblessingz

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