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Everyone keeps teasing me about being so damn lazy. I just can't

Everyone keeps teasing me about being so damn lazy. I just can't do this anymore. I think I'm just going to kill myself.
But the gun is like...way over there

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wonderful_me

posted November 11, 2013 at 4:07am UTC tagged with funny, lazy, haha, gun, killmyself

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