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There is something about the finality of handing in a test

There is something
about the finality
of handing in a test
that makes the right answers
suddenly obvious...
and your answers
distinctly wrong.

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gmarie

posted November 11, 2013 at 3:43pm UTC tagged with school, true, tests, funny

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