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Ooh! So when Miley Cyrus twerks in her underwear on Live tv it's
Ooh!
So when
Miley
Cyrus
twerks
in her
underwear
on Live
tv it's
ok,
but
when
I do
it,
I'm
being
the
devils
daughter?
Makes
sense
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posted November 12, 2013 at 10:29am UTC tagged with lol, ppl, funny
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