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Have you heard about the corduroy pillow? I hear it's making


Have you heard about the corduroy pillow?

I hear it's making headlines

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*_* 1 decade ago
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I don't get it?
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*nerium* 1 decade ago
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I'm not sure if you're joking or not but corduroy is a fabric of twisted fibres that, when woven, lie parallel to one another to form the pattern of a "cord" (basically it's ridged velvet 'kay). So, sleeping on a pillow made of this fabric would cause small indentions to appear upon your face in the same pattern as corduroy.

If this was a joke then sorry I am a loser.
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Breeze 1 decade ago
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Ohhhh I was going to ask what the other girl asked but I wasn't logged in at the time. Hahah.
But seriously, I didn't know what corduroy was...
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*nerium* 1 decade ago
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Basically middle-aged men wear it.
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*_* 1 decade ago
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Nope, I was seriously clueless about this
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JustNodandSmile 1 decade ago
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Haha. Wait, I don't get it...
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† * 1 decade ago
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this joke is so corny that its funny
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LumpySpacePrincess* 1 decade ago
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he he he i see what you did there he he he
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