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Life Management Assignment: Your in college, create a list of

Life Management Assignment: Your in college, create a list of things you need from the store then submit them on your page.
My shopping list:
1. Toothpaste
2. Toilet Paper
3. Soda
4. 50 packs of Ramen
5. Rotissery Chicken.

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fenixreign1721

posted November 13, 2013 at 2:53pm UTC tagged with school, funny, life, true, haha

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