I was standing in an elevator today, riding down from floor 20.

I was standing in an elevator today, riding down from floor 20. It was at about floor eleven when a bunch of people crammed into the elevator pushing me against the back wall.  Way over maximum occupancy, the elevator started moving again. People were muttering things under their breath or trying to put there watch where they could see it. Being the weirdo I am, I decided to try something I learned from a friend. I cleared my throat real loud like, so loud everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at me. I scanned the people in the elevator real seriously then said, "By now your all probably wondering why I gathered you here."