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posted November 16, 2013 at 7:00am UTC tagged with
cute, friends, random, letseewhetheryouwontcommentonthis, friendship
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a lot of my life
has been realizing that i would
cross oceans
for people who wouldn't
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A white m&m comes into a room with candy friends.
White m&m: ~engages conversation with a mentos and jellybean~
Jellybean: Hey so where are you from anyway, white m&m?
White m&m: Oh I'm from that chocolate m&m bag over there!
Jellybean: Wait... if you're from a CHOCOLATE m&m bag, then why are you white??
Mentos: OH MY GOD JELLYBEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST ASK CANDIES WHY THEY'RE WHITE
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Friend: I hope your gravestone is in comic sans
Me: I hope you have to use algebra in your career
Friend: I hope you lose all your shoes and have to wear crocs
Me: I hope your computer crashes
Friend: I hope you step on a lego
Me: I hope the cancel Oprah
Friend: You take that back!
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Friend: Next time a blocked number calls you, answer like this--"Jim's wh.ore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe."
Me: No. How about, "Nashville sp.erm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. How may I help you?"
Friend: No, you should say--"Henderson's Morgue, you stab em, we slab em. This is Eight Ball speaking."
Me: I think I should say, "Texas creatorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. How can I direct your call?"
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my lil sisters name is katriel. we call her kat.
my name is kitara. we call me kit.
my moms name is candi.
woop. woop.
We are the Kit Kat Candies.