Punny Quote #6923900
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There was once lived a shrimp. This shrimp had a best friend

There was once lived a shrimp.
This shrimp had a best friend called Christian.
when suddenly they saw a shark andran away
 because the shark would eat them.
The shrimp says to Christian 
"I wish i was a shark I could do whatever I wanted"
That night the shrimp goes home and prays to Poseidon
"Poseidon! Poseidon! Please make me a shark"
The next morning he wakes up and he is a shark!
He goes looking for his friends, but they all run away because 
they jsut see a shark. So that night he prays to Poseidon again.
"Poseidon! Poseidon! Please i've made a horrible mistake! please 
make me a shrimp again!"
The next morning he wakes up and he is a shrimp! 
he goes outside and looks for his friend but he can't find him anywhere 
He runs around screaming 
"Christian! Christian! I'm a prawn again Christian!" 

-I laughed  far too much at this joke! xD 

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*Tori Leigh* 1 decade ago
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Idk why, but this reminded me of the shrimp on "Shark Tale" or whatever. Haha xD
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