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What did P say to Q? Get that thing back in your trousers. (or

What did P say to Q?

Get that thing back in your trousers. (or pants in America)

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anime_lover 1 decade ago

I meant to say what did O say to Q? Lol, sorry.

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posted November 18, 2013 at 3:13pm UTC tagged with funny, joke, lol, haha, dirty

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