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How to Successfully Throw A Pick-up Line Back in a Guy's

How to Successfully Throw A Pick-up Line
Back in a Guy's Face:
 
Boy: Where've you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Girl:Yes. That's why I haven't gone back there since.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man:Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You'll go to your place, and I'll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do Not Enter.

Man: I would go to the ends of the earth for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Then you can start your journey by going through the door.

Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: Maybe I got your share..

Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: OK. Get out.

Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving??

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

 
 

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