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posted November 20, 2013 at 5:33pm UTC tagged with
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I want a boyfriend like Ed Sheeran.
& by like Ed Sheeran, I mean Ed Sheeran.
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Life Hacks. From iFunny,
#001
A handicapped parking
spot needs a sign to be valid.
If it just has a wheelchair
painted on the ground, you
can legally park there.
#002
Running low on battery?
Put your phone on airplane
mode and it'll charge much
faster.
#003
Fold your receipt around the
gift card to always
know the balance.
#004
If you want to download
a YouTube video, just add "ss"
to the URL between www.
and YouTube.
#005
Use a spring from an old
pen to keep your charger from
bending or breaking.
#006
Have a good twenty minute work
out in the morning. Then you
can be lazy for the rest of the day
without feeling guilty.
#007
Mixing alcohol with diet
coke will get you more drunk
than mixing it with
regular coke.
#008
Tell people to pick a number
between 12 and 5, 95% of
people choose seven (because
they automatically subtract it).
#009
Make a password into a goal
of yours so you constantly have
to be reminded of it.
#010
Sugar can cure a burnt
tongue.
#011
When a friend is venting
to you, sometimes it's better
to stay silent instead of
trying to give advice.
#012
Putting your phone on airplane
mode will stop ads while
playing games.
#013
Mosquito bite? Press a hot
spoon onto the spot. The heat
will destroy the reaction and
the itching will stop.
#014
Need some free WiFi? The
best places to go are Panera,
McDonalds, Apple Store, Office
Depot, Staples, and Courtyard
Marriott.
#015
Have left over coffee from
this morning? Make coffee ice
cubes. Can be used to cool iced
coffee without diluting it.
#016
If the taxi driver asks if
you're "from around here,"
lie and say yes- sometimes they
drive farther (driving up the
price) for tourists.
#017
Going to a bar? Start by
giving the bartender a $20 tip.
You'll get amazing service the
rest of the night.
#018
If you ever get caught sleeping
on the job or in school, slowly
raise your head and say "In
Jesus' name, amen."
#019
Wrinkly shirt? Throw it in
the dryer with a few ice cubes
for 5 minutes. Wrinkles gone.
#020
If you pay $65, you can register
your dog as an "Emotional
Support Animal" & it'll be illegal
for landlords to refuse to
rent to you.
#021
If you chew gum when you
study a subject and then chew
the same flavor when you
take the test it can help
you remember.
#022
On 7/11, 7-Eleven gives
out free slurpees in honor
of it.
#023
Put pancake mix in a Ketchup
bottle for a clean no-mess
experience.
#024
If you bought something
on Amazon and the price goes
down within 30 days you can
e-mail them and they will
send you the difference.
#025
A cure for headaches: Take a
lime, cut it in half, and rub it on
your forehead. The throbbing
should go away.
#026
If you ever go to a zoo,
wear the same colors as the
employees do. The animals will
come right up to you instead
of backing away.
#027
You can turn an old CD spindle
into a unique bagel holder.
#028
Don't want to be embarrassed
when buying something? Buy
a birthday card with it.
#029
Feeling ugly? Go sit in
Wal-Mart for 2 hours. You will
feel a lot better.
#030
On www.Supercook.com
you just enter what ingredients
you have and it tells you what
meals you have and how
to make them.
#031
If a disk is skipping, rub
a banana over it to seal the
scratches. Remember to wipe
it off before you stick it
back in.
#032
Need to tell a believable lie?
Include an embarrassing detail,
nobody doubts a story that
makes you look dumb.
#033
If you ever get trapped
underwater in your car, use
your carseat headrest to
break the window.
#034
If someone presses all of
the buttons on the elevator, you
can avoid stopping on each floor
by pressing each button
again twice.
#035
Getting nauseous from reading
in the car? Tilt your head side
to side and it'll go away.
#036
In areas with lots of stoplights,
going exactly the speed
limit will help you hit
more green lights.
#037
You can heal paper
cuts and immediately stop the
pain with chapstick.
#038
When ordering coffee, ask
for a medium in a large cup.
They'll likely accidentally over
fill it and you'll get a cheap
large coffee.
#039
If you mess up a voicemail
to someone, press "#" to erase
and re-record.
#040
When someone new is
hanging out with you and your
friends, call your friends by their
names so the new person has a
chance to memorize them.
#041
Want to park somewhere
you're not allowed to park?
Keep the envelope from a
parking ticket and put it under
your windshield wipers.
#042
If you have a tough decision
flip a coin, not to decide for
you, but you'll realize what you
really want when it's in the air.
#043
Lick your wrist and smell
it. This is what your breath
smells like to others.
#044
If you accidentally close a
tab, close+shift+t reopens it.
#045
If you ever get kidnapped
and they tie your hands together
and put tape over your mouth,
lick the tape until it falls off.
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too
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to
be
HIDDEN
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CLOSET.
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I wanted hoodie weather..
not big coat under
another big coat, scarf,
gloves, hand warmers,
ear muffs, ski mask
and a hoodie weather.