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posted November 21, 2013 at 8:22am UTC tagged with
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It's funny how if you get an A
on a test, your grade goes up like 2 percent, but if you get an F on a test, your grade goes down like the Titanic.
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Okay guys, so...
I'm going to be making a poster.
A poster with everyone's usernames on them.
It's going to take forever but I'm going to do it.
I need to know your usernames though....so,
please just comment anything or your username so
I know to add it to the poster.
When I finish, I will post a picture of it.
I'll give you guys the link in a quote and you can see it finished.
Afterwards, I'm going to hang it in my room :)
Comment so I can start! ♥
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If Taylor and Harry were still together and I saw them:
Taylor and Harry: *making out*
Me: *gasp*
Taylor and Harry: *look at me*
Me: You're that guy from that Pepsi commercial and you're all like "and I'm Herreh!" I love that commercial!
Harry: Err, thanks.
Me: And you! You're the one that dated Joe Jonas and Lucas Till!
Taylor: *nods and smiles*
Me: And Taylor Lautner! Oh, and John Mayer and Jake Gyllenhaal!!
Taylor: *stands there awkwardly*
Me: Oh! And that guy from Glee, umm, Cory Montieth! OHH and Zac Efron! And Eddie Redmayne!
Taylor: Uh...
Me: Oh, and I can't forget Connor Kennedy!! ...Dang, that's a lot of guys... *looks at Harry* Good luck, bro.
Not meant to offend either swifties or directioners. just thought it was funny. Follow me and I'll follow back, duh.
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a lot of my life
has been realizing that i would
cross oceans
for people who wouldn't
jump puddles for me