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Someone: unfollows me Me: hates own account and anonymous person

Someone: unfollows me
Me: hates own account and anonymous person for 2 minutes

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unicorn001

posted November 23, 2013 at 9:37pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, original, myquote, mine, unfollower

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