So, my friend had been calling me a belIend for a while, and I
didn't know what the word meant so naturally I let it go. He kept
calling me it, so I decided to investigate. THE LITTLE DOUCHE WAS
CALLING ME THE TIP OF A PENlS AND I LET HIM GET AWAY WITH IT!!!
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*Yours Truly*
1 decade ago
I can't stop laughing at this xD good job Sammie.
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absent *
1 decade ago
Bloody British people. I swear. xD like, of course it wasn't going to be something nice. Saying "I'm such a d/ck" would be appropriate here eh? :P I blame the blonde. -.-
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*Yours Truly*
1 decade ago
Lmfao that's too funny though. XDD
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absent *
1 decade ago
No Isabelle Mckinzie. This is not funny. :P
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*Yours Truly*
1 decade ago
Yes, Samantha Jane, that is hilarious you B(e)llend. xD
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absent *
1 decade ago
Don't even. Just. You disgust me. Ffs. Thank you for taking the p/ss out of me where everyone can see. You filthy whòre. ;) I dislike you. :P
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*Yours Truly*
1 decade ago
YEW LIE! YEW LOVE ME. O: NASTY SK(AN)K
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absent *
1 decade ago
NO BlTCH. YOU CAN SÙCK DIS AND BLEGH YOU WHÖRE FACE. :P
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*Yours Truly*
1 decade ago
xD Inviting me to bed? (; Ridiculous, me, you, and Matt would never all fit! Hehehe.
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absent *
1 decade ago
Hmm. We'd make it work. :P Plus, your sùcking of this d/ck doesn't have to occur in bed. Toilet stall works too, that would be your style wouldn't it you cheap whöre? ;)
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*Yours Truly*
1 decade ago
Is it the same toilet stall your phone number is written on sIut? (;
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absent *
1 decade ago
Dunno. My names written on numerous toilet stalls. ;) You wouldn't have found me if it wasn't. :P
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*Yours Truly*
1 decade ago
Yep, you seemed like the cheapest ;D
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absent *
1 decade ago
$1.50 baby ;)
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*Yours Truly*
1 decade ago
XD Lemme take out my wallet
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absent *
1 decade ago
Ehehe. You only need loose change baby ;)
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*Yours Truly*
1 decade ago
Cool, *throws pennies at you* c;
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absent *
1 decade ago
I ONLY TAKE AUSTRALIAN MONEY BlTCH :P
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*Yours Truly*
1 decade ago
TOO BAD xD *continues to throw pennies*
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absent *
1 decade ago
B/tch please. SHOVE YOUR PENNIES UP YOUR AŚS *picks up pennies and throws them back at you* How do you like it now whöre!! ;)
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*Yours Truly*
1 decade ago
*dumps buckets upon buckets of pennies on you* MAKE IT RAIN <;
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absent *
1 decade ago
Oh. Bîtch please. *picks up pennies in handfuls an throws them at you one after the other* FEEL. THE. PENNIES. PAIN. SIUT. I h8 you. ;P
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*Yours Truly*
1 decade ago
H8 u m02t m8
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absent *
1 decade ago
SPEAK PROPER FÜCKING ENGLISH DUMBAŚS!!!!! ;)
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*Yours Truly*
1 decade ago
SAYS THE PERSON WITH THE WORSE GRAMMAR I KNOW. xD
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absent *
1 decade ago
JUT CAUSE I DON'T LIVE UP TO YOUR SHÎTTY AMERICAN STANDARDS. WELL FÜCK YOU ISABELLE MCKINZIE!!!! :P
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*Yours Truly*
1 decade ago
PUNCTUATION ISN'T JUST AN AMERICAN STANDARD YOU J(A)CKA(S)S AUSTRALIAN SAMANTHA JANE!! xD
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absent *
1 decade ago
NO, IT'S NOT. BUT MY PUNCTUATION IS FINE. WE CAN'T ALL BE STUPID GENIUSES LIKE YOU, SLURRY. cx
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*Yours Truly*
1 decade ago
"STUPID GENIUS" xD lol.
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absent *
1 decade ago
Fück I dislike you Izzy. :P lolol
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*Yours Truly*
1 decade ago
LIES O: YOU LUFF ME!
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absent *
1 decade ago
Nope. Nope. Nopity nope nope. ;)
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*Yours Truly*
1 decade ago
Yup yuppity yup yup. c;
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absent *
1 decade ago
HIT THE BRICKS BISH. ;)
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